Trying Again

Since the nuclear salsa fizzled yesterday, I'm going to use Dave's Insanity Sauce today. I got a burrito from Baja Taqueria, 4070 Piedmont Ave, Biggity Biggity O. I got a rice and bean burrito, as they don't have a pork burrito. Hence, not only is this NOT the Baja review, there's unlike to be a Baja review at all. I'll have to unwrap the burrito, apply the sauce and rewrap it, so my hands are likely to get too messy to liveblog this experiment. I'm just going to apply 6 drops and let you know whether I destroy the weaponized burrito or vice versa.

I won. The burrito drew tears, though. If you try this at home, be very careful not to wipe the tears off with your hands, as incidental exposure of your eyes to any amount of Dave's Insanity Sauce will end with you on the ground wishing that gloom and deep darkness claim the day in which you were born.